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Petty theft
My
father
stole
a mobile phone
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a man
a bus driver
a pilot
a dentist
a spy
a surgeon
a soldier
a student
a taxi driver
a policeman
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