Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
mother
stole
an iPod
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Algerian
British
Honduran
Anguillan
Congolese (Congo)
Finnish
Saudi Arabian
Zimbabwean
Romanian
Irish
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.