Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
mother
stole
a cat
Hufflepuff
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Costa Rican
Burmese
Guamanian
Bruneian
Surinamese
Austrian
Cape Verdean
Pakistani
Colombian
Rwandan
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.