Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
father-in-law
stole
a walking stick
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a surgeon
a child
a policewoman
a bus driver
a policeman
a milkman
a TV personality
a shepherd
a taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.