Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
father-in-law
stole
a false teeth
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a train driver
a farmer
a spy
a TV personality
a milkman
a sailor
a policewoman
a dentist
a policeman
a ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.