Sorry I'm late today

Petty theft

My mother-in-law stole a cat Rt Hon Sparkles from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Bermudian Iraqi Kenyan Costa Rican Cuban Puerto Rican Honduran Pitcairn Islander Papua New Guinean Beninese

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.