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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
stole
a dog
Rt Hon
Sparkles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a TV personality
a sailor
a dentist
a doctor
a student
a train driver
a child
a bus driver
a woman
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