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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Barbara
stole
a dog
Misty
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a man
a policeman
a child
a bus driver
a tramp
a surgeon
a pilot
a doctor
a soldier
a spy
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