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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Barbara
stole
a dog
Rt Hon
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a student
a bus driver
a policeman
a soldier
a woman
a man
a policewoman
a dentist
a TV personality
a spy
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