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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Barbara
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a watch
a false teeth
a walking stick
a pair of sunglasses
dog
a notebook
a car
a credit card
a Gucci handbag
an iPod
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