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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Virginia
stole
a cat
Dr
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a woman
a child
a surgeon
a TV personality
a policeman
a student
a bus driver
a dentist
a doctor
a spy
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