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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Virginia
stole
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a watch
a mobile phone
an iPod
a wallet
a walking stick
a pair of sunglasses
a pair of glasses
dog
a sock
cat
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