Sorry I'm late today

Petty theft

My step-auntie Wilma stole a Gucci handbag from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Vietnamese Paraguayan Puerto Rican Citizen of Guinea-Bissau Moroccan Burundian Citizen of Kiribati Montenegrin Romanian Anguillan

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.