Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Wilma
stole
a cat
Dr
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a man
a shepherd
a ticket inspector
a doctor
a TV personality
a pilot
a student
a surgeon
a child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.