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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Wilma
stole
a dog
Hufflepuff
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a train driver
a ticket inspector
a shepherd
a student
a soldier
a man
a woman
a pilot
a TV personality
a policewoman
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