Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Wilma
stole
a train ticket
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Vatican citizen
Bahraini
British
Barbadian
Jordanian
Bahamian
Sammarinese
Israeli
Argentine
Colombian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.