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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Victoria
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wallet
a Gucci handbag
a laptop
a notebook
a wedding ring
a credit card
a pair of sunglasses
a mobile phone
a Jimmy Choos
a watch
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