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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Trudy
stole
a dog
Piper
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a spy
a train driver
a woman
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a pilot
a policeman
a soldier
a tramp
a surgeon
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