Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Trudy
stole
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a car
an iPod
a wedding ring
a pair of glasses
a credit card
a notebook
a sock
a pair of sunglasses
dog
a train ticket
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.