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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Greta
stole
a cat
Rt Hon
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a farmer
a man
a ticket inspector
a bus driver
a child
a surgeon
a dentist
a tramp
a train driver
a woman
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