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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Thelma
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wallet
a notebook
a sock
a mobile phone
a watch
a Jimmy Choos
a car
a laptop
a false teeth
an iPod
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Dan
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