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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Sylvia
stole
a Gucci handbag
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
a surgeon
a tramp
a sailor
a soldier
a woman
a policewoman
a doctor
a TV personality
a policeman
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