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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Lillian
stole
a dog
Widget
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Liberian
Mexican
Malawian
Japanese
Moroccan
Ivorian
Gabonese
Afghan
Citizen of Guinea-Bissau
Citizen of the Dominican Republic
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Dan
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