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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Lillian
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a wallet
an iPod
a pair of glasses
a watch
a Gucci handbag
cat
a sock
a train ticket
a wedding ring
a pair of sunglasses
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