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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Kitty
stole
a dog
Simba
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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Liechtenstein citizen
Cuban
Turkish
Chinese
Chadian
Luxembourger
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Stateless
Kenyan
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.