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Petty theft

My step-auntie Kitty stole …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an iPod a notebook a pair of sunglasses a credit card a wedding ring a laptop a Jimmy Choos a Gucci handbag a walking stick a train ticket

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