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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Jemima
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pair of sunglasses
dog
a laptop
a mobile phone
a Gucci handbag
a Jimmy Choos
a car
a wallet
a watch
cat
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