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Petty theft

My step-auntie Jemima stole …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pair of sunglasses a walking stick a mobile phone a laptop a credit card a Jimmy Choos a wedding ring a train ticket a pair of glasses a Gucci handbag

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