Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Imogen
stole
a dog
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Poppy
Alfie
Luke Skywalker
...Wibble
Trotsky
Geoffrey
Maggie
Rocky
Kirk
Maya
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.