Sorry I'm late today

Petty theft

My step-auntie Hortense stole a cat Luke Skywalker from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Kosovan Citizen of the Dominican Republic German Uruguayan Slovenian Bangladeshi Romanian Lao Montserratian Citizen of Guinea-Bissau

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.