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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Hortense
stole
a cat
Maya
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a child
a policewoman
a shepherd
a student
a farmer
a TV personality
a ticket inspector
a dentist
a surgeon
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