Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Petty theft

My step-auntie Hortense stole a cat Rt Hon Cuddles from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pilot a child a taxi driver a milkman a train driver a woman a soldier a doctor a dentist a policeman
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.