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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Hortense
stole
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a notebook
a false teeth
cat
a car
a Jimmy Choos
a wallet
a watch
a mobile phone
a pair of sunglasses
a sock
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