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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Gwendolyn
stole
a dog
Mr
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Kosovan
Montserratian
Moldovan
Vatican citizen
Swiss
Papua New Guinean
Hungarian
Singaporean
Ivorian
Tajik
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.