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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Fannie
stole
a cat
Trotsky
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a tramp
a farmer
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a child
a doctor
a dentist
a surgeon
a soldier
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a milkman
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