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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Fannie
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a mobile phone
a wallet
cat
a false teeth
an iPod
a credit card
a train ticket
a notebook
a laptop
dog
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.