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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Elsa
stole
a cat
Minnie
from
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Kazakh
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Tongan
Pitcairn Islander
Gambian
Moroccan
Citizen of Vanuatu
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