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Petty theft

My step-auntie Delilah stole a cat Simpkins from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a surgeon a train driver a milkman a spy a soldier a pilot a dentist a sailor a ticket inspector a woman
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