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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Delilah
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat
a Jimmy Choos
a false teeth
a wallet
a sock
a wedding ring
an iPod
a laptop
a watch
a car
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