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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Darla
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a mobile phone
an iPod
a sock
a wallet
a pair of glasses
a car
a Gucci handbag
a laptop
cat
a pair of sunglasses
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