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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
stole
a cat
Miss
Snuffles
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a doctor
a train driver
a pilot
a soldier
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a TV personality
a milkman
a child
a policeman
a dentist
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