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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Cecilia
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a false teeth
cat
an iPod
a laptop
a sock
a watch
a pair of sunglasses
a wallet
a pair of glasses
a wedding ring
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Dan
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