Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Petty theft

My step-auntie Bridget stole a pair of glasses from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pilot a doctor a student a milkman a woman a tramp a policeman a sailor a dentist a train driver
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.