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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Agatha
stole
a cat
Rt Hon
Stink
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a student
a train driver
a bus driver
a tramp
a dentist
a woman
a surgeon
a soldier
a spy
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