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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Agatha
stole
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a walking stick
a watch
a pair of glasses
a wedding ring
a laptop
a Gucci handbag
a credit card
a wallet
a Jimmy Choos
a train ticket
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