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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Adele
stole
a dog
Tilly
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pilot
a shepherd
a TV personality
a farmer
a bus driver
a train driver
a doctor
a dentist
a child
a man
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