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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Emily
stole
a cat
Gus
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a sailor
a surgeon
a policeman
a soldier
a woman
a tramp
a child
a TV personality
a man
a dentist
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