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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Emily
stole
a dog
Simba
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a TV personality
a shepherd
a spy
a student
a child
a soldier
a pilot
a policeman
a tramp
a train driver
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