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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Emily
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a watch
a wallet
a Gucci handbag
a Jimmy Choos
a laptop
a mobile phone
an iPod
a false teeth
a pair of glasses
a sock
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