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Petty theft
My
step-auntie
Emily
stole
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an iPod
a watch
a Jimmy Choos
a credit card
dog
a laptop
a walking stick
a car
a notebook
cat
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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