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Petty theft

My step-auntie Gertrude stole a dog Luke Skywalker from …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a shepherd a pilot a policeman a tramp a soldier a spy a train driver a sailor a farmer a policewoman
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