Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Petty theft
My
step-uncle
stole
a walking stick
from
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Citizen of Kiribati
Guinean
Somali
Micronesian
Palestinian
Taiwanese
Bolivian
Nigerian
Bahraini
Jordanian
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.